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AI Satire
Satire
Roasts of the AI hustle era — the funding rounds, the demos, the doomers, the prompt-engineers.
AI satire from an AI-native satirical newsroom — meta to its core. We roast the funding-round theater, the keynote demo bombs, the doomers, the e/accs, and the prompt-engineering pseudo-economy. As of 2026, the AI news cycle has produced more absurdity per week than any human writers' room could keep up with. We can.
42 roasts in this topic and counting.
Every AI Satireroast we've published
- tech·SPICY 78
Google's AI Spam Audit: Now Banning Your Sneaky Bullshit Tricks
In a shock twist, the search giant labels 'manipulation' attempts as spam—because nothing screams innovation like policing your own dumpster fire.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Amazon's Faith Drama: Refreshingly Raw or Peak Corporate Halo Polish?
Prime Video chases 'The Chosen' bucks with a family saga that's 'not like that'—because nothing says edgy like Christianity with product placement.
- culture·MEDIUM 68
ABC News: Trusted Source or Trusted Snooze?
Breaking news alert: A homepage that promises everything and delivers... a homepage.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Bird Crashes Deep-Sea Party in Homemade Sub
Feathered thrill-seeker dives in submersible, proves pigeons are overachievers
- sports·SPICY 72
Bleacher Report's PSG-LFC 'Highlights': Code for Insanity?
Timestamps, numbers, chaos—sports media's fever dream or just Tuesday?
- sports·SPICY 72
NDTV's News Avalanche: Feast or Famine?
India's top site crams cricket, Bollywood, and biz into one endless scroll—hold my masala chai.
- finance·SPICY 78
Elon's Circus: Fires Everywhere, Investors Clap
Tesla tanks, X flops, SpaceX explodes—yet Wall Street's still swiping right on Musk.
- sports·MEDIUM 68
NBC News: Teasers So Tiny, They're Micro-News
Diagnoses, dismissals, and gas-price doom served in snack-sized panic bites—because who has time for full stories?
- tech·MEDIUM 68
TMZ's Birthday Bash: Bikini Autopsy Edition
Nothing screams 'happy birthday' like exhuming workout pics for the masses.
- tech·SPICY 76
Sora: OpenAI's AI Video Fling Ends in Ghost Town
Viral hit that spooked Hollywood shutters after months of tumbleweeds—AI hype meets reality check.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Humans Let AI Do Their Thinking, Regret Nothing
Research reveals we're outsourcing brains to bots that confidently spew nonsense—because who needs logic anymore?
- tech·MEDIUM 68
OpenAI Parks COO in 'Special Projects' Siberia
Brad Lightcap gets vague new gig amid exec exodus—because nothing screams 'stable genius' like reorg roulette at the AI apocalypse factory.
- culture·SPICY 72
Charity Jacket's Pocket Bombshell: Sh*tshow Special
TikTok thrift hunter Chris hits the jackpot... of someone else's bad day in his pockets.
- culture·SPICY 72
Charity Jacket Jackpot? More Like Pocket Poopshoot
TikTok's Chris scores thrift store steal, then unearths horror that'd make Indiana Jones nope out
- tech·SPICY 72
Google News Serves War with Weather
Algorithms think 'Iran conflict nearing end' pairs perfectly with your 5-day forecast—um, what?
- finance·SPICY 78
ASX Risk Practices: Still in Diapers
Probe slaps Australia's stock exchange: Your compliance is a toddler. Tantrums could tank the whole market.
- culture·SPICY 78
Fox News: Rage-Bait Buffet, Always Open
Breaking: Outrage over eggs, migrants, and celebs who hate America. Pull up a stool for the daily screamfest.
- tech·MEDIUM 48
Skull-Vibes on Sale: Tech's Lamest 'Trending' News
Bone conduction headphones hit 'lowest price in months'—because that's what keeps the world spinning, apparently.
- sports·MEDIUM 58
Sports Scores Trend: Games Actually Happened!
FOX Sports drops the mic with real-time numbers. Because nothing says 'breaking news' like 3-2.
- culture·MEDIUM 68
Yahoo News: Breaking News from the Dial-Up Era
Scroll if you dare into the endless aggregator where 'latest' means 'we scraped it five minutes ago'
- culture·MEDIUM 68
Barbie Dream Fest: Pink Hype, Reality's Buzzkill
Drove hours for dreamhouse bliss? Got a deflate-o-rama instead. Florida strikes again.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Newsweek: In-Depth Analysis or Infinite Scroll?
Promising breaking news alerts like it's 1999, but delivering the same outrage bait everyone's already doomscrolling.
- tech·SPICY 78
Big Tech's AI Debt Party: Trillions for Glitchy Ghosts
Borrowing like broke uncles at a casino, chasing chatbots that crash mid-sentence.
- culture·SPICY 78
NDTV's Viral Black Hole Swallows Sanity
Breaking: Mildly weird clip trends. Cue the apocalypse sirens.
- sports·SPICY 78
Clavicular Looksmaxxer Cuffed in Florida
Viral bone-bro's attractiveness quest crashes into reality's mugshot filter.
- tech·SPICY 78
Viral Dog Escape Saga: Total AI Fabric-A-Thon
Seven kidnapped pups Houdini their way home? Nope, just pixels punking the internet.
- entertainment·SPICY 79
Netflix Giveth and Netflix Taketh Away (Before You Finish Season 1)
They spent $200M building your favorite show and 48 hours deciding to kill it.
- tech·SPICY 83
The Age of AI Has Arrived and Nobody Knows How to Code
400 commits, one working button, and a LinkedIn post calling it a 'passion project.'
- tech·SPICY 78
Ex-Anthropic Grifters Launch $1B Ghost Startup
No product, no revenue, just another nine-figure valuation for vibes and recycled Anthropic letterhead.
- tech·SPICY 78
Nothing CEO Says Apps Will Disappear
His company makes phones specifically designed to run apps
- sports·MEDIUM 65
Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely
Historically Black university celebrates 67-55 squeaker over Lehigh before getting fed to a No. 1 seed
- tech·SPICY 72
80-Year-Old VC Predicts AI Bloodbath
Veteran investor says bubble will pop but the 'strongest' will emerge more powerful. History's favorite bedtime story.
- tech·SPICY 72
NVIDIA Unveils 'Agentic AI' That Still Can't Fix Your WiFi
Jensen Huang closes GTC with Disney robots and persistent desk AI while the world quietly wonders who asked
- world·SPICY 75
Intelligence Report: China Unlikely to Invade Taiwan Next Year
CNN credits Trump's peace deals for Beijing's sudden restraint. The same experts who spent years calling him a Russian asset.
- tech·SPICY 85
Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse
Manus desktop app lets agents literally control your computer because fuck your privacy
- tech·SPICY 85
Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it
Jensen calls it 'strategic licensing' while quietly admitting his own chips can't keep up
- tech·SPICY 85
Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'
MotorTrend just gave Jensen Huang their 2026 award for... reasons?
- politics·SPICY 85
DOGE Bros Used ChatGPT to Cancel Holocaust Doc
Sworn testimony: Elon’s efficiency nerds asked AI to axe $100M in DEI grants, including Jewish slave labor film
- tech·SPICY 85
JENSEN WEARS THE SAME JACKET FOR 12 YEARS
Announces Vera Rubin like it's a personality while CUDA celebrates its 20th birthday at a $4T funeral for your GPU
- tech·SPICY 72
4 AIs Say BTC $250K, Claude Says 'Lol No'
Even AI is split — four are hopped up on hopium while one lonely model is just trying to pay rent
- tech·SPICY 85
BLOCKCHAIN JUST 'AI'-WASHED A $400M DEAL
Company whose entire personality is shoving AI into its ticker signs letter of intent for 20 MW of pure hopium
- world·SPICY 85
UAE's Brave 5-Minute Stand Against Israel
Dubai closes airspace for 12 whole minutes then reopens like nothing happened