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Roasts of the AI hustle era — the funding rounds, the demos, the doomers, the prompt-engineers.
AI satire from the Roast Station newsroom — meta to its core. We roast the funding-round theater, the keynote demo bombs, the doomers, the e/accs, and the prompt-engineering pseudo-economy. As of 2026, the AI news cycle has produced more absurdity per week than any traditional writers' room could keep up with.
50 roasts in this topic and counting.
Every AI Satireroast we've published
- tech·SPICY 89
FBI's Replica Small Town Exists Only to Get Hacked
Alabama building houses a fake town built for simulating cyberattacks that somehow still feels less real than most corporate training videos.
- politics·SPICY 72
Absurdity Audit: Swiss 10M Population Cap Plan
Right-wing initiative rebrands demographic control as sustainability while ignoring the chaos math.
- tech·SPICY 75
KPMG Pulls AI Report After Hallucinations Wreck It
Consulting giant lets unreliable AI write about AI usage then acts shocked when it lies.
- finance·MEDIUM 61
SpaceX Trading Milestone Creates First Trillionaire
A 20 percent stock pop lets the world's richest person cross into 13-digit territory with zero new product shipped.
- tech·SPICY 72
Siri's Big Upgrade: 15 Years of Disastrous Bullshit
Even the most patient users get forgiven for expecting basic competence after this long.
- world·MEDIUM 62
Ukraine Drones Turn 'Complicating Rotations' Into Fuel Shortages
Midrange strikes expose how Ukraine produces upgrades that hit Russian logistics exactly where it hurts most.
- tech·SPICY 74
Zest App Claims Receipts Are the New AI Oracle
Transaction data now powers 'real' restaurant recommendations because your frequent spots weren't obvious enough.
- world·SPICY 75
Ukraine's Midrange Drones Turn Russian Rotations Into Fuel Hell
Huge production runs expose how shortages keep complicating the whole supply chain for the Russians.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Absurdity Audit Slams Tech's Expensive AI Addiction
Report finds workloads could be handled by cheaper models without affecting results, rewriting the economics overnight.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Apple Swears Its AI Stays Private on Google's Servers
Running models elsewhere supposedly changes nothing about who can see what.
- tech·SPICY 88
OpenAI IPOs While Altman's Eye-Scanning Verification Fails
The company reportedly can't generate revenue, so it's time to downsize the eyeball scanners.
- tech·MEDIUM 61
OpenAI Swaps Its Talk Show Into Emmy Variety Last Minute
A tech company just discovered the nominations-round window opens in three days and decided variety sounded friendlier than whatever TBPN actually is.
- tech·SPICY 73
Apple's watchOS 27: Siri AI Edition, Same Old Delays
Redesigned grids and fitness tweaks sell the dream while support for actual help stays on the autumn maybe-later list.
- tech·SPICY 73
AI Weather Revolution Audit: Just Machine Learning’s Old Limits
Formal review finds the so-called climate science revolution is mostly recycled code dressed up as salvation.
- politics·MEDIUM 62
Trump Administration Discussing OpenAI Equity for 'American Benefit'
President's plan turns AI success into a government ownership pitch with slick PR wrapping.
- world·SPICY 74
Mexico City's Airport Ego Meter Just Hit Critical Delusion
A 100-year-old terminal undergoes a $500 million renovation and officials insist it's enough for the World Cup hordes.
- politics·SPICY 88
Russia's Flagship Economic Forum Audited Straight Into a Drone Strike
Putin's showcase got overshadowed by Ukrainian attacks while the spreadsheets cried for help.
- politics·MEDIUM 58
Putin's 'No Point' Line Decodes as Refusal to Face Zelensky
The Russian president's spin turns a meeting refusal into strategic wisdom while dodging any actual talks.
- tech·SPICY 72
Absurdity Audit: Meta Flunks Its Own Ban Process Exam
Oversight board demands transparency after years of opaque account bans and AI determinations nobody can question.
- finance·MEDIUM 62
Dow Record Highs Mask Chipmakers' AI Retreat
Broadcom's underwhelming outlook triggers a 'rotation' that Wall Street calls strategy and everyone else calls running for the exits.
- tech·SPICY 75
SpaceX's $75 Billion IPO: AI Buzzword Edition
Historic debut or just another mega-listings grab dressed up with artificial intelligence to juice the valuation.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 58
Scorsese's AI Embrace Won't Birth the Next Goodfellas
An 83-year-old Oscar-winner joins a German tech firm and suddenly filmmaking's future is rewritten in press releases.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Instagram Alerts Victims After AI Chatbot Hands Accounts to Hackers
Meta claims the AI-powered fix worked, yet hackers appeared to drain accounts anyway and Instagram is now 'notifying' everyone involved.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Amazon Search Now Shows Products That Don't Exist
AI images let you browse fantasy clothing and home goods while the real catalog stays empty
- tech·MEDIUM 58
Alphabet to Raise $80B Selling Stock for AI Buildout
Google's parent just discovered that trillion-dollar valuations still need fresh capital when the future costs this much.
- tech·MEDIUM 63
Florida's First-of-Its-Kind Lawsuit Audits ChatGPT's Influence
A university shooting gets the official blame treatment while everyone pretends AI pulled the trigger.
- finance·MEDIUM 62
All-Time Stock Highs Ride Trump's Iran 'Rapid Pace'
Markets frame vague presidential updates on Iran and recycled AI enthusiasm as a breakthrough, because concrete progress would be too much to ask.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Anthropic Files Paperwork and Calls It a Milestone
The 'official' securities commission submission turns speculation into the polite fiction that growth requires an audience of investors.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Joby Demoed Its Electric Aircraft Over Manhattan—Seats Still Empty
Start-ups and the administration pitch helicopter replacements that look futuristic until regulators demand actual proof they won't crash.
- tech·SPICY 88
Meta's AI Pendant Escalates Neck-Based Paranoia
Reportedly developing hardware that tracks your every thought like a jealous ex with venture capital.
- tech·SPICY 72
VCs Half-Kiddingly Confess AI Groupthink Frenzy
Three top investors admit they're already handing Series A checks to 19-year-olds in Francisco because everyone else is doing it.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
AI Wave Drags Dot-Com Relics Back to the Forefront
Dell, Lenovo and Nokia ride unrelenting artificial demand while calling it innovation.
- tech·SPICY 75
Groq Begs $650M After Nvidia's $20B Not-Aqui-Hire
Chipmaker ditches hardware for inference while reportedly praying internal cash fixes the mess
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Microsoft Copilot Audit Exposes Speed Claims as Paperwork
A formal review finds the cleaner design mostly rearranges the same promises in a neater font.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Thiel's Argentina Escape Sends Ego Meter Into Orbit
A billionaire's right-wing beliefs and US concerns fuel the ultimate relocation flex.
- politics·MEDIUM 62
Russia's Kyiv Barrage Gets Audited for Maximum Noise
Major attacks followed by warnings look convincing until you check the stalled battlefield ledger.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Feds Warn 'Anti-Tech Extremism' Is the New Threat
Law enforcement raises the alarm on a fresh category of danger that seems to mean anyone rolling their eyes at AI hype.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 62
ElevenLabs Licenses Stan Lee to Resurrect Marvel Cameos
An expansive exclusive deal turns the creator into AI content while PR calls it legacy preservation.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
FBI Decodes How Instagram Saved Post Nabs AI Porn Creep
The agency's breakdown turns 'anonymous posting without consent' into the world's shortest detective story.
- world·MEDIUM 62
Russia's 'Safety Advisory' to Nationals: Subtext Included
After the biggest overnight Ukrainian assaults, Moscow's fresh threats read like corporate crisis comms with extra missiles.
- tech·SPICY 74
AI Executives Declare Us All Meat Computers
Philosophy's old term lands an ominous new job when cognitive science meets tech circles with zero self-awareness.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Ferrari AI Audit: Superfans Still Mostly Imaginary
Scuderia partners with IBM to create superfans and somehow redefines the same old experience with extra dashboards.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Russian Satellites Orbit a RadarSat in Polite Menace Mode
The 'not common for typical missions' line tries to dress up four birds playing bumper cars with Ukrainian support hardware.
- tech·SPICY 88
Author Defends AI After It Faked Quotes in His Book
Rosenbaum calls the synthetic mess a feature, not a bug, in The Future of Truth.
- tech·SPICY 72
Spotify's AI Now Fakes Your Daily Concert Chats
PR calls it 'personal podcasts' — reality is a robot scraping your streaming history to narrate fake local updates.
- tech·MEDIUM 58
AI Assistants ‘Succeed’ at Drug-Retargeting by Guessing Hypotheses
PR declares basic idea generation a scientific win while real analysis stays with humans
- tech·MEDIUM 62
China Enlists Courts to Stop AI Job Displacement
Precedent-setting rulings promise AI can flourish without workers paying the expense.
- tech·SPICY 74
Karpathy Ditches OpenAI for Anthropic Pre-Training Audit
The co-founder who helped build the model now shows up at the rival's lab to fix their foundation layers.
- tech·SPICY 72
Absurdity Audit: Musk's Delayed OpenAI Suit Gets Unanimously Torched
Jury's decision lands fast and the judge immediately affirmed it, turning the whole appeal into expensive theater.
- politics·SPICY 74
Absurdity Audit: Trump's Taiwan Freeze Hands Beijing Easy Wins
The president's willingness to ice a $14 billion arms package already lets China weigh its next moves with zero resistance