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McGregor vs Holloway Rematch Livestream: Pure Fiction, Zero Belts

Watch the promotion sell a lightweight fantasy while reality stays in Washington with zero actual fights booked.

Jul 11 · Lead roast from the wire.

McGregor vs Holloway Rematch Livestream: Pure Fiction, Zero Belts

Fresh Burns

Adebayo Struck Herro in Vegas Practice Punch-Up
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Adebayo Struck Herro in Vegas Practice Punch-Up

Jul 10

Scheffler's Four-Year Streak Dies in One Scottish Stumble
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Scheffler's Four-Year Streak Dies in One Scottish Stumble

Jul 10

England's 2AM World Cup All-Nighter Gets Audited
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England's 2AM World Cup All-Nighter Gets Audited

Jul 6

Mbappé Spins 'Play Ugly' As Bold New Strategy
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Mbappé Spins 'Play Ugly' As Bold New Strategy

Jul 5

Editor’s Pick

Suns Take Bridges While Hornets Pocket Future First-Round Pick
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Suns Take Bridges While Hornets Pocket Future First-Round Pick

Grayson and O'Neale arrive in Charlotte as Phoenix rolls the dice on a 2029 first and a second-round throw-in.

Receipts

Lakers Audit Flags Unprotected First-Rounders for Kessler
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Lakers Audit Flags Unprotected First-Rounders for Kessler

Jul 1

Algeria-Austria 'Thrilling Draw' Was Iran Elimination Math
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Algeria-Austria 'Thrilling Draw' Was Iran Elimination Math

Jun 28

Giannis Trade 'Finalists' Leak: Pure PR Theater
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Giannis Trade 'Finalists' Leak: Pure PR Theater

Jun 22

FIFA Banks $10.9B While Host Cities Get Zero
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FIFA Banks $10.9B While Host Cities Get Zero

Jun 18

Most Devastating

Netherlands 5-1 Sweden Audit Flags Brobbey 'Statement' as Hot Air
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Netherlands 5-1 Sweden Audit Flags Brobbey 'Statement' as Hot Air

Cruised to victory? Sure. But inflating a thrashing into some grand declaration is where the absurdity hits a new level.

Quick Hits

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    Sullivan Bails West Ham as Historical Allegations Near Publication

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    Ecuador Cranks Ego Meter With Cheaper Beer for World Cup

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    Arsenal Victory Parade Audit: Streets of Delayed Payoff

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    Audit Flags Chwalinska's French Open Run as Error

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