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Desk 01 / 46 · Sports · August 16, 2026

Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat

A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.

This is insane. Bezos bought a third of Liverpool FC, skipped the Anfield board seat, and sent a deputy to the Kop like that is how you join a soccer club. You sold three billion in Amazon stock last week, Jeff, which is double this slice, kept the option, and FSG still has the keys while you pose with a scarf. You dressed it as a fan move. You're not in the dressing room. Come on, Jeff, the seat is empty.

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