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Screwworm Audit: Fix Delayed a Full Year, Spread Accelerates
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Ego Meter Cracks: Americans Demand Ebola VIP Lane in Kenya
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Absurdity Audit: Pakistan's Intermediary Declares Iran Deal Expected
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Ukraine's Midrange Drones Turn Russian Rotations Into Fuel Hell
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Audit: Iranian Drone Turns $25M Helicopter Into Midair Scrap
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Iran Cease-Fire Audit Exposes Nominal Limbo of Low-Intensity Violence
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Venezuela Opens Electricity Sector After State Meltdown
Jun 2
England Births Audit Flags 50-Year Low on Bringing Kids
May 27
Ego Meter Explodes: Prostate Screening for Only a Few Thousand
May 28
NATO Slaps 'Recklessness' Label on Drone Apartment Hit
May 29
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Israel's Evacuation Order Is Military PR for 'Clear the Block'
Iran and Israel trade threats while everyone pretends 'retaliatory' still means something precise.
One-Quarter of Non-Iranian Tankers Trapped in Iran War Slip Free
Big Oil calls a slow trickle through a war zone 'progress' while the rest sit there hoping not to get shelled.
Cave Keeps Two Villagers as Rescuers Say Search Continuing
Five emerge from the flooded trap while the missing stay missing in classic rescue phrasing
Hormuz Audit: Supertankers Bail, Traffic Crawls to Iran-Linked Remnants
Strait chokepoint turns ghost route after big ships exit, underscoring how one nation's moves can empty the world's busiest oil lane.
NYT: Ukraine & Iran Wars Basically Cousins Now
Drone tech and backroom deals make every battlefield feel like the same spreadsheet.
China's Spent Rocket Stages: Audit Says Orbital Shitshow Continues
Analyst declares spent stages the most dangerous debris and confirms things will only keep getting worse.
Absurdity Audit: Ceasefire Takes Direct Hits During Talks
Iranian negotiators in Doha get a masterclass in timing as strikes redefine 'violation' on the clock.
Hormuz Deal Audit Exposes 1,500-Ship Backlog Nightmare
An agreement followed by the complicated process of navigating a waterway still clogged with three-month-stranded vessels.
Russia's 'Safety Advisory' to Nationals: Subtext Included
After the biggest overnight Ukrainian assaults, Moscow's fresh threats read like corporate crisis comms with extra missiles.
'Agree in Principle' on Hormuz: Enriched Uranium Stays Put
American and Iranian officials described the terms differently and stressed no deal has been signed
Audit Finds One More Truce That Couldn't Outrun Saturday Strikes
Lebanese hospital damaged, paramedics funerals held while the 'fragile' label gets another workout.
Ebola Risk Audit Flags Very High Congo Alert
Agency confirms regional threat raised while global health danger remains conveniently low on the scale.