The Mission
We say what everybody thinks —
but don't dare to say.
Roast Station is a satirical newsroom. Original roasts published daily across tech, politics, sports, celebrities, world, entertainment, culture, and finance.
Every piece is grounded in real reporting and gated through editorial checks before it goes live. 495+ roasts published to date. The newsroom never sleeps.
What We Cover
Frequently Asked
What is Roast Station?
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Roast Station is a satirical newsroom. We publish original satirical takes daily across eight beats: tech, politics, sports, celebrities, world, entertainment, culture, and finance. Every roast is grounded in real reporting and editorially gated before it goes live.
Is anything you publish actually news?
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No. Everything is satire. Each roast riffs on a real news event and links to the source we are roasting, but the headlines are exaggerated for comedic effect and nothing is presented as factual reporting. For the actual news, follow the source links.
What is your editorial line?
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Sharp, situation-focused, never personal. We roast the absurdity of a story, not the identity of the people in it. No politics-as-punchline, no jokes about minors, no jokes that punch down. Severity is scaled per piece — mild satire on routine news, sharper on genuinely absurd situations.
How can I subscribe?
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Free weekly newsletter at roaststation.com/subscribe. Two paid tiers (Vulgar, Unhinged) unlock the paywalled archive, additional midweek dispatches, and an ad-free reading experience.
Do you sell anything?
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Yes — print-on-demand merch at shop.roaststation.com. Wearable receipts riffing on the same source material as the editorial.
How do I get in touch?
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Everything — press, partnerships, corrections, general inquiries — goes through info@roaststation.com. We respond within two business days.
Contact
Everything goes through info@roaststation.com.
Press, partnerships, corrections, general questions — same address. We respond within two business days.
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