Fresh Burns
Emmys Book Non-Comedian Host Because Funny People Bailed
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Paramount Shifts Avatar Aang Film to July Crisis Slot
3d ago
MGM's 'From' Crew Spins Nightmare Hell as 'Great And Weird'
4d ago
Netflix's Short-Form Audit Flags Publisher Partnerships
3d ago
Receipts
Taylor Swift Booking Stage Time at Her Own Kelce Wedding
Jul 3
Skarsgard 'Stars' In Festival's Expanded Micro-Story
Jul 3
Krafton Audit Flags Subnautica Dispute Payout
Jul 1
Variety Ranks 2026 Horror Hits Like Backrooms as Peak Cinema
Jul 2
Quick Hits
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Cannes Lions Gives Adidas The Grand Prix For Oasis Collab
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The View Drags Audience Into FCC Political Fight
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ABC Launches On-Air Campaign Begging Viewers to Save Its Licenses
- 04EntertainmentSPICY 87
Ego Meter: Hollywood's Puppet Delusion Hits Critical Mass
- 05EntertainmentSPICY 87
Paramount's 'Successful' Merger: UFC With Trump Edition
- 06EntertainmentSPICY 74
Audit: Canadian Directors File AI Protections Manifesto
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