Terms of Service
We Roast Everyone Equally. Here's the Fine Print.
Effective Date: March 17, 2026 · Last Updated: March 17, 2026
Company: Roaststation LLC · Contact: julien@roaststation.com
1. Introduction
Welcome to Roast Station (“we,” “us,” “our,” or “RS”). By accessing or using roaststation.com (the “Site”), subscribing to any of our tiers, or purchasing any digital products or merchandise, you (“you” or “User”) agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”).
If you don't agree with these Terms, that's cool — but you'll need to close the tab. If you continue using the Site, you agree to everything below.
2. What Roast Station Is (And Isn't)
2.1 We Are Satire. Full Stop.
Roast Station is a satirical comedy news media platform. Every piece of content published on this Site is satire, parody, and/or comedy commentary.
- We are not a news organization. We do not report facts. We roast them.
- Our content is not factual reporting. It is fictional, exaggerated, and comedic by design.
- Nothing published here should be taken as a statement of fact about any real person, company, event, or situation.
- We are entertainment. Not journalism, not financial advice, not legal counsel.
2.2 Satire is Protected Speech
Our content is protected under the First Amendment and the doctrine of fair use as established under 17 U.S.C. § 107. Satire and parody of public figures acting in their public capacity is a cornerstone of American free expression.
2.3 No Defamation Intent
Roast Station has no intent to defame any individual or organization. Our sole purpose is comedy commentary. If a story sounds too outrageous to be real — that's the point.
3. Eligibility & Age Requirements
You must be at least 13 years old to access the Site. You must be 18 years or older to access Unhinged-tier content containing explicit language and mature themes.
4. User Conduct
You agree not to: harass, bully, or threaten others; post defamatory or fraudulent content; engage in hate speech; doxx anyone; impersonate others; spam; violate applicable laws; or attempt to hack the Site.
Content you submit grants us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use it in connection with operating the Site. You retain ownership.
5. Subscriptions, Billing & Cancellation
We offer Free, Vulgar, and Unhinged tiers. Payments are processed through Stripe. Subscriptions auto-renew unless cancelled. Cancel anytime with one click — no penalties, no drama.
Refunds: Monthly — no refunds for current period. Annual — prorated refunds within 30 days of renewal. Contact julien@roaststation.com.
6. Intellectual Property
All original content is owned by Roaststation LLC. You may share for personal, non-commercial purposes with attribution. Our satirical references to third-party works are made under fair use (17 U.S.C. § 107).
7. DMCA Takedown
If you believe content infringes your copyright, send a DMCA notice to julien@roaststation.com with the required information per 17 U.S.C. § 512.
8. Disclaimers
THE SITE AND ALL CONTENT ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. We don't guarantee error-free operation or comedic satisfaction.
9. Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, our total liability shall not exceed the greater of (a) amounts you paid us in the preceding 12 months, or (b) $100.00.
10. Governing Law
Governed by the laws of the State of New York. Disputes brought in New York County courts. Before filing legal action, contact us — we're reasonable people. Mostly.
11. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms at any time with notice. Continued use constitutes acceptance.
12. Contact Us
Email: julien@roaststation.com
Roaststation LLC — We're legally required to be serious here. The rest of the site is fair game.