Drop 01 — Incoming

Wearable receipts
from the AI hustle era.

Limited-run satirical tees, hoodies, and stickers from Roast Station's editorial pipeline. Same source material as the newsroom — wearable form. Made on demand by Printful, ships worldwide.

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Fulfillment
Printful POD · made on demand
Ships
Worldwide · 6-15 days door-to-door
Drop cadence
New SKUs every 3-4 weeks

Drop 01 Preview

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Black tee · Bella+Canvas

$29

Prompt Engineer. Still Broke.
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Prompt Engineer. Still Broke.

Heavyweight tee · 100% cotton

$29

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Hoodie · Premium fleece

$58

CLAUDE MADE ME DO IT
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CLAUDE MADE ME DO IT

Black tee · Bella+Canvas

$29

I LET AI LIVE MY LIFE FOR ME
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I LET AI LIVE MY LIFE FOR ME

Black tee · Bella+Canvas

$29

PROMPTING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
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PROMPTING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE

Black tee · Bella+Canvas

$29

01 / Voice

Roasts, not insults.

Every shirt is a one-liner with teeth. The brand roasts the situation, not the person.

02 / Quality

Heavy cotton, true black.

Garment-dyed for depth. Roast Red prints don't crack after three washes.

03 / Drops

New SKUs every 3-4 weeks.

Topical, fast, finite. When a drop sells out, the joke retires with it.

Frequently asked

Where do orders ship from?

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Printful fulfills every order on demand. Production runs 3-5 business days, then shipping (3-4 days US, 5-10 Canada, 10-20 international). Tracking emailed when the package leaves the print facility.

Are these made on demand or held in inventory?

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Every shirt is made on demand. We don't hold inventory — your order triggers production. Means: zero waste, slightly longer wait, but the print is fresh and the designs are limited-run.

What's your return policy?

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We accept returns within 30 days for defective items, damage, or wrong items shipped. Print-on-demand items can't be restocked, so non-defective returns require a separate process. Full policy at roaststation.com/refund-policy.

How often do you drop new designs?

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Drop 01 launches with 8-16 SKUs. Drop 02 ships within 3-4 weeks. Different theme, fresh roasts. Limited runs — when a drop sells out, the joke retires with it.

Where does my purchase actually complete?

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Checkout happens at shop.roaststation.com — Shopify-powered, PCI-DSS Level 1 compliant. Card data never touches our infrastructure. Same domain ownership, same brand, just the commerce subdomain.

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