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Labour's 'Unity' Line on Burnham Is Just Coronation PR
Senior figures claim the party is united behind burnham because skipping any contest sounds more professional than admitting the fix is in.
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An absurdity audit reveals politicians eager to cooperate while the president scrambles to contain the damage.
Matlala Pleads Guilty, Offers Evidence on High-Ranking Officials
The 'cooperating witness' label gets stretched when prosecutors suddenly discover corruption has important names attached.
Mamdani-Backed Progressives Steamroll Democratic Primaries
Absurdity audit confirms the establishment just took a hell of a beating from three targeted wins.
