Subscription Terms

Pick Your Level of Unhinged. We'll Bill You for It.

Effective Date: March 17, 2026 · Last Updated: March 17, 2026

Company: Roaststation LLC · Contact: julien@roaststation.com


1. Subscription Tiers

🆓 Free Tier — $0/month

Access to free content, limited articles, newsletter previews. No credit card required.

🔥 Vulgar Tier

Everything in Free, plus: full content library, unlimited archives, full newsletters, community posting, early access, product discounts, ad-free experience. Age: 13+.

💀 Unhinged Tier

Everything in Vulgar, plus: unfiltered explicit content, exclusive series, priority access, maximum discounts, subscriber-only bonus material. Age requirement: 18+.

2. Billing

Paid subscriptions are billed monthly (or annually where available), beginning on the date you subscribe. All payments processed securely by Stripe. We do not store your full card details.

Prices are in USD. You are responsible for applicable taxes. Failed payments may result in downgrade to Free tier after multiple retry attempts.

3. Auto-Renewal

Subscriptions automatically renew unless cancelled before renewal date. We'll send an email reminder at least 7 days before annual renewals. You'll be charged the then-current rate (unless protected by Early Adopter Price Lock).

4. Cancellation

Cancel anytime, one click, from account settings. No cancellation fees. No penalties. No guilt trip.

Cancellation takes effect at the end of your current billing period — you keep access until then. You will not be charged again.

5. Refund Policy

  • Monthly: No refunds for current period. Cancel to stop future charges.
  • Annual: Prorated refunds for unused months within 30 days of annual renewal. Email julien@roaststation.com.

6. Early Adopter Price Lock

Subscribe during our founding period and your price is locked in forever — as long as your subscription remains active and uninterrupted. Cancel and re-subscribe = current pricing applies. Upgrades are at current pricing.

7. Tier Changes

Upgrades: Immediate effect, prorated charge for the difference.

Downgrades: Takes effect at end of current billing period.

8. After Cancellation

Your account and history remain intact. You're moved to Free tier — not deleted. Re-subscribe anytime to restore paid access.

9. Account Sharing

Subscriptions are for individual use only. Shared accounts may be suspended.

10. Changes

We may update pricing or terms with 14 days' advance email notice. Early adopter price locks are honored regardless.

11. Contact

Email: julien@roaststation.com

Roaststation LLC — Cancel anytime. No drama. (Save that for our content.)