HOT TAKE
SEVERITY 79
🔥 FEATURED ROAST
Netflix Giveth and Netflix Taketh Away (Before You Finish Season 1)
They spent $200M building your favorite show and 48 hours deciding to kill it.
↳ Netflix5 days ago
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Fresh Burns
HOT TAKE
80
The Market That Cried Wolf — And Then Ate the Wolf for Lunch
↳ crypto5 days ago
HEADLINES
COPE
🔥72
Duke's 7-Foot 'Big Man' Too Fragile for Round 1
↳ March MadnessMar 19
Top overall seed suddenly looks one player shorter than advertised
COPE
🔥65
Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely
↳ March MadnessMar 19
Historically Black university celebrates 67-55 squeaker over Lehigh before getting fed to a No. 1 seed
MIC DROP
🔥78
Pritzker Runs for Third Term to Launch Presidential Bid
↳ PritzkerMar 19
Illinois billionaire governor uses state as a personal launchpad while preaching progressive values
🔥 The Market That Cried Wolf — And Then Ate the Wolf for Lunch🔥 The Age of AI Has Arrived and Nobody Knows How to Code🔥 Hegseth: $200B Iran Tab 'Could Move'🔥 Ex-Anthropic Grifters Launch $1B Ghost Startup🔥 Nothing CEO Says Apps Will Disappear🔥 Duke's 7-Foot 'Big Man' Too Fragile for Round 1🔥 Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely🔥 Pritzker Runs for Third Term to Launch Presidential Bid🔥 80-Year-Old VC Predicts AI Bloodbath🔥 New Bachelorette Already Under Investigation
This Week’s Damage
COPE
72
80-Year-Old VC Predicts AI Bloodbath
↳ AIMar 19
HEADLINES
VERIFIED DISASTER
🔥85
Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse
↳ MetaMar 19
Manus desktop app lets agents literally control your computer because fuck your privacy
ABSOLUTE CHAOS
🔥85
Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it
↳ NVIDIAMar 19
Jensen calls it 'strategic licensing' while quietly admitting his own chips can't keep up
VERIFIED DISASTER
🔥85
Trump's 'Massive Blow Up' Energy Plan
↳ TrumpMar 19
Iran already hitting the world's largest gas field while Trump vows to nuke another if they touch Qatar
📬 ROAST STATION DISPATCH
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