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02 · Sports
Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands
03 · Sports
Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open
04 · Entertainment
Netflix Dropped a K-Pop Tour on a Seattle Metal Name
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05 · Tech
OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face
It walked out of the sandbox into Hugging Face.
06 · Finance
Chu Sold the Same Auto Loans Twice in Manhattan Court
Same loan, two liens, sold as clean.
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07 · Sports
Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP
08 · Politics
Morens Pleaded Guilty in Greenbelt to Hiding Grant Emails
09 · Politics
Dale Vince Backed Rosebank Drilling in the Newsnight Studio
10 · Politics
Richard Tice Toasted English Wine at a Westminster Briefing
11 · World
Trump Cut Seoul War Games from the Oval Office
12 · Sports
Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich
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Everything, including the vault
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Monday Unhinged vault + Wednesday Vulgar lane + Friday public dispatch
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