Ego Meter Spikes: Kardashian-Hamilton Monaco Makeout
A three-day support weekend turns into the loudest stealth session in F1 history.
Fresh Burns
Google Hides Gemini 3.5 Upgrade Behind Enterprise Wall
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Graham's Trump Glow-Up: Fiercest Critic to Carolina Lapdog
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Democrats Bank $50M Shot at Cracking Conservative Strongholds
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60 Minutes Calls Chaos a 'Cage Full of Tigers'
3d ago
Quick Hits
- 01TechSPICY 88
OpenAI IPOs While Altman's Eye-Scanning Verification Fails
- 02EntertainmentSPICY 87
Ego Meter Spikes as Penn Dreads Award Ceremonies
- 03EntertainmentSPICY 72
Interpol's Ton of Hype Lands at Partisan
- 04FinanceSPICY 72
Wall Street Calls Tech Exodus a 'Rotation'
- 05PoliticsSPICY 88
Russia's Flagship Economic Forum Audited Straight Into a Drone Strike
- 06TechSPICY 73
Apple's watchOS 27: Siri AI Edition, Same Old Delays
Where the guardrails come off.
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VULGARSPICY 74War With Iran 'Buoyed' Exports? Commerce Dept's April Math
VULGARSPICY 72Chipmaker Panic Exposes Markets' Thin-Skinned Escalation Fetish
UNHINGEDSPICY 88Sullivan Bails West Ham as Historical Allegations Near Publication
UNHINGEDSPICY 88Admin Throws Billions at Dying Coal While Building New Plants
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