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Deezer's Remix Feature: Consent as AI's Polite Fig Leaf
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Deezer's Remix Feature: Consent as AI's Polite Fig Leaf

Streaming service goes contrarian by letting fans remix songs, provided the artist signs off on whatever comes next.

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