Roast Station / Data Desk

Roast Terminal.

The numbers nobody asked for, live and ticking. Mission control, but designed by people who think Helvetica is a personality trait.

Not-So-Fun Facts

Mission control for the news you’d rather not know.

National debt, crypto hacks, insider trades, doomscrolling — all ticking upward, live, in real time. Sources verified. Feelings not considered.

Coming soon

Who got cooked this week, ranked.

A leaderboard of the internet’s most-roasted public figures, brands, and takes — scored, sorted, and updated as the discourse burns.

In development

Coming soon

The meme cycle, tracked like a stock ticker.

Trending formats, dead formats, and the half-life of a joke — charted so you can pretend you knew it was over before everyone else.

In development

More modules land as they’re built. No release calendar — we ship when the data desk feels like it.