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Desk 36 / 46 · Sports · August 14, 2026

Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans

The guy who already owns every childhood just bought the Lakers too.

What are we doing? Bob Iger bought the Lakers for $12.5 billion, the man who already owns Frozen and Marvel and Star Wars, and then talked about serving fans like Crypto.com Arena was a missing park. Luka posted that he's excited to meet Josh and Bob, which is a 26 year old doing stakeholder management for the guy who used to greenlight sequels. And then you called it stewardship. You're putting a mouse on the org chart. Don't insult us with serving fans.

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