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Desk 22 / 46 · Sports · August 15, 2026

Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets

Electric racing on Disney+ worldwide. US events still go to ESPN Select.

Come on, Disney. You bought Formula E streaming in 144 markets and called it front row access while the US feed still sits on ESPN Select, which is a second app for the same company. Sustainability on a mouse app. That's the pose. The cars are quiet. The rights package is not. Try again on the globe.

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