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Desk 11 / 46 · Sports · August 16, 2026

Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup

FIFA Forward Enterprise. Josh Kushner in the mix. Giuliani said the critics were jealous.

Give me a break, Gianni. You tried to sell about 20 percent of a World Cup commercial shop to private money, including Josh Kushner, then killed it when the federations yelled, and Andrew Giuliani said the critics were jealous of a high achiever. That's the sermon. The trophy is not a share class. Knock it off with jealous.

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