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Desk 09 / 46 · Sports · August 16, 2026

Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year

$2.7 billion stadium. DC puts $1.1 billion of infrastructure. The lease is a dollar.

You cannot be serious, Josh. The Commanders put $2.7 billion on a new roof at the old RFK site while DC puts $1.1 billion into the roads and the land goes for about a dollar a year. You called it the largest private check in the city. That's the costume. The dollar is the rent. Don't play us with civic landmark.

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