Topic
Media Circus
Satire
Roasts of the news outlets that report the news.
Media circus satire from Roast Station. We roast the outlets that report the news — the clickbait engineers, the cable-news pundit caste, the manufactured outrage cycles, and the slow collapse of the front page as we knew it.
50 roasts in this topic and counting.
Every Media Circusroast we've published
- tech·SPICY 78
TMZ's 'Disturbing' Scoop: Celeb Dog Zepa Kicks the Kennel
Apologies to fans for the heartbreak—because a pet passing trumps actual scandals every time.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 62
Easter Miracle: Kid's Autism Win Becomes Celeb Holiday
Abby De La Rosa turns diagnosis anniversary into Instagram gold—because why not?
- culture·MEDIUM 68
ABC News: Trusted Source or Trusted Snooze?
Breaking news alert: A homepage that promises everything and delivers... a homepage.
- celebrities·SPICY 78
CNN Trending: Doomsday Karaoke Night?
Oil crashes parties, El Niño floods basements, taxes haunt dreams—CNN's hits list has it all, minus the chill pill.
- culture·SPICY 72
Social Media Today: Infinite Scroll of Self-Obsession
A site dropping 'news' on platforms obsessed with their own news. Peak digital hall of mirrors.
- sports·SPICY 72
BBC Football Page: Eternal Loop of Booted Banality
Scores we saw live, rumors thinner than a defender's alibi—welcome to football's daily rerun.
- sports·SPICY 72
Bleacher Report's PSG-LFC 'Highlights': Code for Insanity?
Timestamps, numbers, chaos—sports media's fever dream or just Tuesday?
- world·MEDIUM 68
Reuters Business: Where Excitement Goes to Die
Global headlines so thrilling, you'll check your watch mid-sentence. Pull up a chair for stock tickers and mergers.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
Zendaya's Movie Mouthpiece Drops Bombshell, Internet Loses It
A fictional character's confession has real people raging—because that's how brains work now?
- sports·SPICY 72
NDTV's News Avalanche: Feast or Famine?
India's top site crams cricket, Bollywood, and biz into one endless scroll—hold my masala chai.
- tech·SPICY 78
TMZ Drops Serial Killer Mic: Heuermann's Mega Guilty Plea
Seven murders confessed, eighth TBD—entertainment news hits peak absurdity.
- tech·SPICY 78
Iran Rescue: Action Flick or Actual Fiasco?
Dozens of planes, sneaky tricks, and a war deadline—because real life needed more Michael Bay.
- sports·SPICY 78
BBC Homepage: The News Buffet Black Hole
Sports! Climate! Innovation! It's all here... until your eyes glaze over in category overload.
- sports·SPICY 75
USA TODAY: The News Equivalent of Elevator Muzak
Award-winning everything: sports, stocks, cat videos – zero flavor, infinite filler.
- sports·MEDIUM 68
NBC News: Teasers So Tiny, They're Micro-News
Diagnoses, dismissals, and gas-price doom served in snack-sized panic bites—because who has time for full stories?
- tech·SPICY 72
Today Star's Mom Ghosts, She Goes Viral on Faith
Missing mom? Time for a heartfelt video essay. Priorities, people.
- tech·SPICY 72
Savannah's Return: Fans Siege NBC Like It's Woodstock
TMZ hypes morning anchor comeback as if she slayed a dragon, not just read the weather.
- sports·SPICY 72
BBC Football: The Infinite Scroll of Meh
Latest news? More like yesterday's scores microwaved with transfer gossip.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
TMZ's Birthday Bash: Bikini Autopsy Edition
Nothing screams 'happy birthday' like exhuming workout pics for the masses.
- sports·SPICY 72
USA Today: Breaking the News... of Being News
They tout 'award-winning journalism' like it's a revelation, but it's just the world's most generic homepage flex.
- tech·SPICY 76
Sora: OpenAI's AI Video Fling Ends in Ghost Town
Viral hit that spooked Hollywood shutters after months of tumbleweeds—AI hype meets reality check.
- tech·MEDIUM 62
Earth Pics from Space: NASA's Greatest Hits, Vol. 47
Artemis II crew snaps 'spectacular' view we've memorized since flip phones were cool.
- sports·MEDIUM 68
FOX NFL Highlights: Slow-Mo Circus of Grown Men Grunting
Why we're all hypnotized by 10-second clips of dudes tripping over air
- tech·SPICY 72
USA TODAY's Dino-Leather to Death-Giggle Carousel
T-Rex handbags, funeral hysterics, and colon cancer—news feeds gone gloriously off the rails.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Britney's Insta Family Pic: Wholesome or PR Plot Twist?
Pop icon dusts off 2008 throwback with sons—because nothing says 'reunion' like filtered nostalgia.
- sports·SPICY 72
Bleacher Report's 'News': Straight-Up Vegas Odds Dump
Highlights? Nah, just O/U lines and spreads that make your wallet sweat.
- celebrities·SPICY 72
HELLO!: Celeb Gossip as Your Daily Bread
Relationships, babies, breakups—because asteroids can wait, J-Lo's love life can't.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
USA TODAY Celebs: Gossip So Hot It Needs Sunscreen
Because nothing says 'news' like which star bought a $5 coffee
- tech·SPICY 72
Google News Serves War with Weather
Algorithms think 'Iran conflict nearing end' pairs perfectly with your 5-day forecast—um, what?
- sports·MEDIUM 68
ESPN: Serving Ads, Not Sports, Anytime Anywhere
Because who needs highlights when you can watch 20 minutes of debate about a referee's bad haircut?
- sports·SPICY 72
USA TODAY Sports: Where Stats Bury the Fun
Endless scores, predictions, and odds—because nothing says 'thrill' like a spreadsheet apocalypse.
- sports·MEDIUM 58
FOX Sports' Scoreboard: Thrilling Numbers Await!
Because who needs drama when refreshable digits deliver peak excitement?
- culture·SPICY 78
Fox News: Rage-Bait Buffet, Always Open
Breaking: Outrage over eggs, migrants, and celebs who hate America. Pull up a stool for the daily screamfest.
- tech·MEDIUM 48
Skull-Vibes on Sale: Tech's Lamest 'Trending' News
Bone conduction headphones hit 'lowest price in months'—because that's what keeps the world spinning, apparently.
- sports·MEDIUM 58
Sports Scores Trend: Games Actually Happened!
FOX Sports drops the mic with real-time numbers. Because nothing says 'breaking news' like 3-2.
- tech·SPICY 78
USA Today: KitKat Heists to Moon Menaces
Stolen candy trackers, kidnapped hacks, gas gouge, lunar leaps—news or fever dream?
- culture·MEDIUM 68
Yahoo News: Breaking News from the Dial-Up Era
Scroll if you dare into the endless aggregator where 'latest' means 'we scraped it five minutes ago'
- culture·SPICY 72
CNN Trending: Moonshots to Amazon Sales in One Scroll
NASA's back to the moon, Tiger's in trouble, and somehow Amazon deals steal the show—news or napalm?
- finance·SPICY 72
Judge Saves NPR from Trump's Axe, Library Tower Soars
Public funding fights and ego skyscrapers: the news cycle's latest circus act.
- sports·MEDIUM 68
NFL Highlights: Football's Infinite Replay Button
FOX Sports serves up the same 10-yard gains like it's gourmet content—pass the eye bleach.
- culture·MEDIUM 68
AP's Oddities: News' Designated Freak Show
When headlines get too sane, they ship the weirdos to this corner of the internet.
- tech·SPICY 72
CNN's 'Breaking News': The Infinite Scroll of Meh
Trending story? It's just the homepage. Hold on, that's the whole plot?
- sports·MEDIUM 68
Elite Eight Eats Baseball Polls for Breakfast
Women's hoops explodes while UCLA's top spot wobbles – sports media's daily drama shuffle.
- sports·SPICY 75
The Hindu's Infinite News Vortex Sucks You In
Agri-business to asteroid chases—one site's wild bid to categorize the chaos of existence.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Newsweek: In-Depth Analysis or Infinite Scroll?
Promising breaking news alerts like it's 1999, but delivering the same outrage bait everyone's already doomscrolling.
- world·MEDIUM 62
Reuters Biz: Global Thrills or Snooze Fest?
Promising world-shaking headlines, delivering elevator music for your inbox.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Savannah's Today Tears: Expert Cracks the Code
Why'd Guthrie bare her soul to Kotb? A 'media expert' has theories wilder than a soap opera script.
- celebrities·MEDIUM 68
HELLO! Mag: Celeb Lives, Now With 100% More Drama Filters
Relationships! Pregnancies! Breakups! Because your feed needs more pixels of people you don't know hugging.
- world·SPICY 72
Reuters Business: Headlines So Bland They Need IV Fluids
Global scoops from every corner... of the conference room. Pull up a chair for mergers, earnings, and existential yawn.
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Tech News: Groundhog Day for Gadgets
Same phones, laptops, and hype—every site, every day. Wake us when it's actually new.