Topic
Big Tech
Satire
Roasts of the companies running the algorithm-industrial complex.
Big Tech satire — the trillion-dollar handful who run the algorithm-industrial complex. We roast NVIDIA earnings theater, Meta's pivots, Google's AI lurch, Amazon's warehouse drama, and the Silicon Valley founder mythology that powers it all.
22 roasts in this topic and counting.
Every Big Techroast we've published
- tech·SPICY 78
Google's AI Spam Audit: Now Banning Your Sneaky Bullshit Tricks
In a shock twist, the search giant labels 'manipulation' attempts as spam—because nothing screams innovation like policing your own dumpster fire.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Amazon's Faith Drama: Refreshingly Raw or Peak Corporate Halo Polish?
Prime Video chases 'The Chosen' bucks with a family saga that's 'not like that'—because nothing says edgy like Christianity with product placement.
- entertainment·MEDIUM 68
Bird Crashes Deep-Sea Party in Homemade Sub
Feathered thrill-seeker dives in submersible, proves pigeons are overachievers
- finance·SPICY 78
Elon's Circus: Fires Everywhere, Investors Clap
Tesla tanks, X flops, SpaceX explodes—yet Wall Street's still swiping right on Musk.
- politics·MEDIUM 68
Meloni's MBS Oil Begathon: Euro Desperation Tour
Italy's PM jets to Saudi for emergency petrol hugs, because 'energy security' means kissing the ring of desert royals.
- tech·SPICY 72
Google News Serves War with Weather
Algorithms think 'Iran conflict nearing end' pairs perfectly with your 5-day forecast—um, what?
- tech·SPICY 72
Techmeme Serves IRGC Rants & Big Tech Cyber Doomscroll
Iranian threats crash the party with DHS drama – because nothing says 'tech news' like global beef and unpaid cyber bills.
- tech·SPICY 78
Gen Z Lines Up for Payphones, Hates Calls Anyway
USA Today's tech roundup: Nostalgia queues, dead desktops, and endless headphone deals in retail's price apocalypse.
- tech·SPICY 78
Big Tech's AI Debt Party: Trillions for Glitchy Ghosts
Borrowing like broke uncles at a casino, chasing chatbots that crash mid-sentence.
- tech·SPICY 78
Tech's Triple Whammy: Screen Nannies, Rocket Bets, Pricier Pixels
UK slaps kid screen limits while SpaceX memes explode and Sony jacks up PS5—priorities, people?
- tech·MEDIUM 68
Tech News: Groundhog Day for Gadgets
Same phones, laptops, and hype—every site, every day. Wake us when it's actually new.
- tech·SPICY 72
WTO's Digital Trade Rules: Consensus? Nah, Potluck Style
World traders finally agree on rules—by ditching everyone who disagrees. Peak bureaucracy hack.
- culture·MEDIUM 68
Ex-Google MD's MacBook Gift Meets Dad's Box Obsession
Viral vid shows tech success crashing into practical parent logic—pure gold.
- tech·SPICY 74
USA Today's Tech Section Is Just Best Buy's Newsletter
Breaking: journalism discovered a 12% discount on JBL earbuds. We have a developing situation.
- tech·SPICY 74
Tech Giants May Face Consequences, Experts Unsure What Those Are
Two jury verdicts walk into a bar. Section 230 has never been more nervous.
- tech·SPICY 81
The Social Network Where Failure Is Rebranded as a Journey
Where layoffs become plot twists and $40M raises are actually about resilience.
- tech·SPICY 83
The Age of AI Has Arrived and Nobody Knows How to Code
400 commits, one working button, and a LinkedIn post calling it a 'passion project.'
- tech·SPICY 72
NVIDIA Unveils 'Agentic AI' That Still Can't Fix Your WiFi
Jensen Huang closes GTC with Disney robots and persistent desk AI while the world quietly wonders who asked
- tech·SPICY 85
Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse
Manus desktop app lets agents literally control your computer because fuck your privacy
- tech·SPICY 85
Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it
Jensen calls it 'strategic licensing' while quietly admitting his own chips can't keep up
- tech·SPICY 85
Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'
MotorTrend just gave Jensen Huang their 2026 award for... reasons?
- tech·SPICY 85
JENSEN WEARS THE SAME JACKET FOR 12 YEARS
Announces Vera Rubin like it's a personality while CUDA celebrates its 20th birthday at a $4T funeral for your GPU