VULGAR TIER — Paywalled
This roast is gated.
Vulgar-tier piece. Sharper than the free archive. Subscribe to read.
TechDEAL DELUSION🔥 SPICY 72VULGAR TIER
Roborock Ego Meter Spikes as Q10 S5 Plus Hits Cut-Price Glory
The robovac's 'impressive' value claim escalates from casual discount to full delusion at $270.
Share
More Roasts
Tech
62
SpaceX Alum Raises $54M on 'Untapped' Ocean Geothermal
Endurance Energy is betting investors will harness massive amounts of energy no one has actually reached yet.
Tech
Tech
74
Zest App Claims Receipts Are the New AI Oracle
Transaction data now powers 'real' restaurant recommendations because your frequent spots weren't obvious enough.
Tech
Tech
62
Absurdity Audit Slams Tech's Expensive AI Addiction
Report finds workloads could be handled by cheaper models without affecting results, rewriting the economics overnight.
Tech
Tech
62
Apple Swears Its AI Stays Private on Google's Servers
Running models elsewhere supposedly changes nothing about who can see what.
Tech