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Nintendo’s Talking Flower Just Got Cheaper, Ego Meter Spiking
Another Mario character shilling positive affirmation while your wallet takes the real hit.
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China Recovered Reusable Rocket, Swears It’s Not Copying SpaceX
PR spin says they admire the work; reality shows they just replicated the whole damn playbook.
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CISA Built Its Incident Playbook While the Incident Was Already Happening
An agency meant to guard national cybersecurity admitted it was winging the response playbook on the fly after a contractor left passwords exposed on GitHub.
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AI Agent Runs $100M Fundraise for Its Own Startup
Absurdity audit confirms the agent handled everything, evidently proving enterprises now invest in their own obsolescence.
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Ruf Flat-Eight Engine Debuts at Goodwood, Generates Pure Excess
Audit slams the eight-cylinder monster for delivering 1000 hp of unnecessary theater in a world that already has too many.
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