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Warner Bros Discovery Borrows $15 Billion to Refinance Its Own Acquisition
Media giant prices investment-grade loans in a hot market, because nothing screams stability like prepping debt before Paramount swallows you whole.
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Oregon AG Rayfield Drops Documents Fight on Paramount-Warner Deal
Wanted a 60-day delay to poke around the merger. Lasted about as long as a corporate ethics seminar.
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Volkswagen's China Gold Rush Just Minted Its Own Rivals
Decades of cozy market access turned into the exact competition that's now chasing the company out of showrooms everywhere.
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Chipmakers Power Stocks While Hostilities Get Shrugged Off
Wall Street calls a chip rebound 'resurgence' and treats US-Iran crap as background noise so markets can party
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Saudi Slash Turns Oil Drop Into Certified Glut Disaster
Absurdity Audit finds maritime traffic surge and Arabian price cuts making oversupply look like a feature, not a bug.
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