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High-Intensity AI Adopters Swear Headcount Is Rising
Entry-level jobs up 12% at these companies, countering all that AI-will-kill-juniors talk with the usual selective stats.
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Tesla Cybercab Audit: No Wheel, No Pedals, No Clue
Years-long robotaxi promises get a pedal-free Austin test that still can't deliver anything but excuses.
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Samsung's Wide Foldable Audit: Same Tricks, Wider Cases
Leaked images of the next Galaxy generation show Samsung still betting on foldables nobody needs.
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Uber Quietly Drops Waymo for Fresh Autonomous Partner in Phoenix
The 'separate partnership' phrasing turns a breakup into the world's most corporate breakup text.
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Cursor's Mobile App: Now Supervise AI Agents From the Toilet
The company frames constant remote oversight as a feature, not a confession that its coding agents can't be left alone.
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