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MY27 Taycan throws in native NACS, bigger battery standard, and simulated e-shifts like that's peak engineering.
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Stanford Grads Pocket $11M for Hormone-Tracking Wearable You'll Pay to Use
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SpaceX Trading Debut Sends Ego Meter Into Orbit
Newly listed rocket maker vaults past Amazon and others in a masterclass of self-delusion.
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60% of Consumers Say AI Brand Messaging Is a Turnoff
WordPress VIP survey shows companies treating AI-generated content as an important channel while most people just want it to stop.
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Ars Technica's Reader Survey Wants Your Voice Heard
The tech site polls readers on front page changes while already knowing exactly what the analytics say.
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