The latest absurdity audit on Microsoft’s security process reveals a bold new strategy: use AI to identify potential issues earlier so customers receive a higher volume of security updates in every release. This formal review finds the company treating bug volume as a feature rather than evidence of deeper systemic problems.
Finding one: Microsoft has reframed quantity of fixes as customer value, which is like celebrating that your leaky roof now drips in more places because the drone spotted them faster.
Finding two: The plan assumes earlier detection magically improves code quality instead of simply surfacing the same volume of issues on a tighter schedule.
The devastating verdict: when patch Tuesdays grow because AI can identify more security updates, the audit confirms the underlying problems are arriving faster than the fixes.
