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Author Defends AI After It Faked Quotes in His Book
Rosenbaum calls the synthetic mess a feature, not a bug, in The Future of Truth.
Spotify's AI Now Fakes Your Daily Concert Chats
PR calls it 'personal podcasts' — reality is a robot scraping your streaming history to narrate fake local updates.
Toyota Calls PHEV Charging Stats 'Encouraging'
The automaker wants praise for plug-in hybrids getting plugged in more, because apparently not ignoring the cord entirely now counts as progress.
Volvo EV Audit Flags Ambitions That Never Left the Lot
An official review confirms it's been trying to keep the electric business alive while the gas exit got quietly shelved.
AI Assistants ‘Succeed’ at Drug-Retargeting by Guessing Hypotheses
PR declares basic idea generation a scientific win while real analysis stays with humans
China Enlists Courts to Stop AI Job Displacement
Precedent-setting rulings promise AI can flourish without workers paying the expense.
Karpathy Ditches OpenAI for Anthropic Pre-Training Audit
The co-founder who helped build the model now shows up at the rival's lab to fix their foundation layers.
Absurdity Audit: Musk's Delayed OpenAI Suit Gets Unanimously Torched
Jury's decision lands fast and the judge immediately affirmed it, turning the whole appeal into expensive theater.
Google's AI Spam Audit: Now Banning Your Sneaky Bullshit Tricks
In a shock twist, the search giant labels 'manipulation' attempts as spam—because nothing screams innovation like policing your own dumpster fire.
TMZ's 'Disturbing' Scoop: Celeb Dog Zepa Kicks the Kennel
Apologies to fans for the heartbreak—because a pet passing trumps actual scandals every time.
TMZ Drops Serial Killer Mic: Heuermann's Mega Guilty Plea
Seven murders confessed, eighth TBD—entertainment news hits peak absurdity.
Iran Rescue: Action Flick or Actual Fiasco?
Dozens of planes, sneaky tricks, and a war deadline—because real life needed more Michael Bay.
Today Star's Mom Ghosts, She Goes Viral on Faith
Missing mom? Time for a heartfelt video essay. Priorities, people.
Savannah's Return: Fans Siege NBC Like It's Woodstock
TMZ hypes morning anchor comeback as if she slayed a dragon, not just read the weather.
TMZ's Birthday Bash: Bikini Autopsy Edition
Nothing screams 'happy birthday' like exhuming workout pics for the masses.
Celebs Cram Four Holidays into One Outfit
Khloe, Blake & Gwen turn Easter, Passover, Eid and Nowruz into Instagram's ultimate mashup fail
Sora: OpenAI's AI Video Fling Ends in Ghost Town
Viral hit that spooked Hollywood shutters after months of tumbleweeds—AI hype meets reality check.
Humans Let AI Do Their Thinking, Regret Nothing
Research reveals we're outsourcing brains to bots that confidently spew nonsense—because who needs logic anymore?