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Trump Lunged at Rachel Scott at DFW
A $5k-check follow-up on the tarmac, then Not you and a lean-in before Air Force One.
Scott Screamed Jesus at the Dallas Convention
Jacket open, chest thump, elongated Jeeeeesus yell on the GOP midterm stage.
Vijayan Told Reporters to Get Out at Chengannur
An ED letter at the Chengannur rest house, a snapped exit order, and the rest-house answer caught on camera.
Farage Wasn't Listening on the BBC
He knows the rulebook better than anybody and missed the lunch
Kannaujiya Took Cash for a Solar Letter in Maharajganj
Public bulbs with a private surcharge on the signature
Jukes and Orr Shopped Foreign Cash in Birmingham
Clean-up-Westminster brand caught with a bagman on tape
McInerney Factory-Reset His Work iPhone at ICAC
A sworn witness wiped the work phone nobody asked for.
Morens Pleaded Guilty in Greenbelt to Hiding Grant Emails
He moved the Wuhan-grant chat to Gmail so FOIA would miss it.
Dale Vince Backed Rosebank Drilling in the Newsnight Studio
Rosebank and Jackdaw are back if ministers price-control wholesale energy.
Richard Tice Toasted English Wine at a Westminster Briefing
Enjoy the heat, he said, while Rayner walked a street of nineteen burnt shells.
Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor
$100,001 to $250,000 in a Schwab account. He also wrote the MUSK Act.
Trump Media Sold Early Access to Official Posts
$60,000 to $100,000 a month. The Intercept sued August 12.
The White House Called the Hormuz Claim a Joke
He said territory pretty soon. Staff told the Journal it was a bit.
Congress Held a Hearing to Learn What It Already Passed
Six hours on C-SPAN pretending they didn't write the freakin' thing.
The PAC Bought an Ad About Not Buying Ads
Seven figures to say money in politics is the problem. The treasurer booked the slots.
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