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Lloyds' Car Loan Circus: 30K Sue for £66M Lemon Fix
Bank sells dodgy drives like candy—now the repo repo is real and it's massive.
Hegseth: $200B Iran Tab 'Could Move'
Day 19 of the war and the Pentagon's already burned through $10B. Now they want pocket change.
Pritzker Runs for Third Term to Launch Presidential Bid
Illinois billionaire governor uses state as a personal launchpad while preaching progressive values
Fed Holds Rates While Gas Explodes
Bureaucratic zombies ignore the Iran war inflation inferno
Trump's 'Massive Blow Up' Energy Plan
Iran already hitting the world's largest gas field while Trump vows to nuke another if they touch Qatar
DOGE Bros Used ChatGPT to Cancel Holocaust Doc
Sworn testimony: Elon’s efficiency nerds asked AI to axe $100M in DEI grants, including Jewish slave labor film
Trump's Got the 'Honor' of Taking Cuba
Because nothing says 'genius dealmaker' like announcing you're conquering an island mid-Iran war
Judge Bans Proof That AI Runs the Government
DOGE staffers casually admit under oath they're letting ChatGPT decide spending, so obviously the video must disappear
Elon Tried to Debug Humanity
DOGE: when a billionaire mistakes government for buggy code and real people for glitches
DOGE Staffer: 'Yeah, We Couldn't Cut Shit'
Musk's crack team of geniuses admits under oath they failed to lower the deficit by even one cent