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Garcia Threatened to Slap Benn in Vegas
Media day in Las Vegas, a no-show faceoff, and he does not care if the WBC fight gets cancelled.
Brown Threatened a Heckler on the R&B Tour
Mic down, locked on a heckler at Allegiant Stadium, vowed to fuck you up after the show.
Kangana Called MPLADS a Bloody Joke in Mandi
Stewardship of the crores that still needed a camera
MC Mong Flipped to Apology on a Seoul Livestream
Lawsuit was merch until the hug meeting rewrote the script
Bartiromo Screenshotted Fox Guidance to the White House
Employer secrets forwarded, exit language still contested
Tony Boy Livestreamed the Raid in Città Studi
The raid was already in the apartment. He asked for the warrant on stream.
Landum Went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair
He opened by mocking the people who thought he would miss Des Moines.
Harry Took a £9.5m Costs Bill at the High Court
Nine and a half million by August 28, after every claim went down.
Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist
Investors put in $1.2 million. The app was never built. The JPMorgan pitch stayed a pitch.
Disney Named Iger a Legend the Week He Bought the Lakers
D23 in Anaheim. A legend medal. A $12.5 billion basketball receipt.
She Directed the Film About How Hard Fame Is
A movie about wanting the cameras gone. Premiered with forty of them.
The Authenticity App Charged for Being Real
Unfiltered. $8.99 a month. First post was a ring-light selfie about fake lights.
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