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Mullenweg Purged Slack and Offered Mirene at Waldo Point

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Mullenweg Purged Slack and Offered Mirene at Waldo Point

Slack reclaim vs a Major Life Announcement on a houseboat

Tiangong Ultra Crashed into the Blue Wall in Beijing — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Tiangong Ultra Crashed into the Blue Wall in Beijing

Built for the track, and for emergencies. It could not stop.

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Tesla Stuck Warning Labels on Hidden Door Releases in China — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Tesla Stuck Warning Labels on Hidden Door Releases in China

Almost three million cars, and the hardware does not change.

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Musk Killed the Tile Roof at Tesla Energy — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Musk Killed the Tile Roof at Tesla Energy

Three thousand tile roofs in seven years against a thousand a week.

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Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose

A leftover login, a joke text, and Apple files walking into OpenAI.

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OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face

They had the monitors and left them off.

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Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID

The visible sparkle is a toggle. The invisible mark stays. They called that balance.

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Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs

$55.7 billion in AI capex. About 21,000 already gone. Managers sent new lists.

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Dresser Quit OpenAI Eight Months Into the IPO — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Dresser Quit OpenAI Eight Months Into the IPO

Two days after Lightcap. $852 billion on the last round. Ultrafast posted the same week.

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Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims

The 2021 retreat is over. Prime members who object must cancel.

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Apple Asked for 15 Percent of Web Purchases — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Apple Asked for 15 Percent of Web Purchases

The court said necessary costs. Apple said fifteen. Epic said zero.

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Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini

Hassabis became chair. Teams moved into corporate Google. Gemini still lagged.

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Apple Trained a China Model With Alibaba — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Apple Trained a China Model With Alibaba

Apple Intelligence finally gets a Beijing stamp. The model is not Cupertino's usual one.

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Apple Asked the Court to Make Epic Settle — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Apple Asked the Court to Make Epic Settle

Epic did not consent. Apple asked the judge to order the meeting anyway.

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Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic

Thursday at 5 p.m. The paperwork was already late.

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The Privacy Update Added a Better Way to Be Tracked — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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The Privacy Update Added a Better Way to Be Tracked

Cartoon lock. Tracking still on. They called it a Privacy Update.

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OpenAI Hid Ultrafast Behind an Invite — Tech satirical illustration by Roast Station
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OpenAI Hid Ultrafast Behind an Invite

Fourteen times faster, same brain, hid behind an invite.

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