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Mullenweg Purged Slack and Offered Mirene at Waldo Point
Slack reclaim vs a Major Life Announcement on a houseboat
Tiangong Ultra Crashed into the Blue Wall in Beijing
Built for the track, and for emergencies. It could not stop.
Tesla Stuck Warning Labels on Hidden Door Releases in China
Almost three million cars, and the hardware does not change.
Musk Killed the Tile Roof at Tesla Energy
Three thousand tile roofs in seven years against a thousand a week.
Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose
A leftover login, a joke text, and Apple files walking into OpenAI.
OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face
They had the monitors and left them off.
Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID
The visible sparkle is a toggle. The invisible mark stays. They called that balance.
Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs
$55.7 billion in AI capex. About 21,000 already gone. Managers sent new lists.
Dresser Quit OpenAI Eight Months Into the IPO
Two days after Lightcap. $852 billion on the last round. Ultrafast posted the same week.
Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims
The 2021 retreat is over. Prime members who object must cancel.
Apple Asked for 15 Percent of Web Purchases
The court said necessary costs. Apple said fifteen. Epic said zero.
Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini
Hassabis became chair. Teams moved into corporate Google. Gemini still lagged.
Apple Trained a China Model With Alibaba
Apple Intelligence finally gets a Beijing stamp. The model is not Cupertino's usual one.
Apple Asked the Court to Make Epic Settle
Epic did not consent. Apple asked the judge to order the meeting anyway.
Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic
Thursday at 5 p.m. The paperwork was already late.
The Privacy Update Added a Better Way to Be Tracked
Cartoon lock. Tracking still on. They called it a Privacy Update.
OpenAI Hid Ultrafast Behind an Invite
Fourteen times faster, same brain, hid behind an invite.
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