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Absurdity Audit: Musk's Delayed OpenAI Suit Gets Unanimously Torched
Jury's decision lands fast and the judge immediately affirmed it, turning the whole appeal into expensive theater.
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Dozens of planes, sneaky tricks, and a war deadline—because real life needed more Michael Bay.
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