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Spotify's AI Now Fakes Your Daily Concert Chats
PR calls it 'personal podcasts' — reality is a robot scraping your streaming history to narrate fake local updates.
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Toyota Calls PHEV Charging Stats 'Encouraging'
The automaker wants praise for plug-in hybrids getting plugged in more, because apparently not ignoring the cord entirely now counts as progress.
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Volvo EV Audit Flags Ambitions That Never Left the Lot
An official review confirms it's been trying to keep the electric business alive while the gas exit got quietly shelved.
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AI Assistants ‘Succeed’ at Drug-Retargeting by Guessing Hypotheses
PR declares basic idea generation a scientific win while real analysis stays with humans
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China Enlists Courts to Stop AI Job Displacement
Precedent-setting rulings promise AI can flourish without workers paying the expense.
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