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Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it
Jensen calls it 'strategic licensing' while quietly admitting his own chips can't keep up
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Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'
MotorTrend just gave Jensen Huang their 2026 award for... reasons?
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JENSEN WEARS THE SAME JACKET FOR 12 YEARS
Announces Vera Rubin like it's a personality while CUDA celebrates its 20th birthday at a $4T funeral for your GPU
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4 AIs Say BTC $250K, Claude Says 'Lol No'
Even AI is split — four are hopped up on hopium while one lonely model is just trying to pay rent
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BLOCKCHAIN JUST 'AI'-WASHED A $400M DEAL
Company whose entire personality is shoving AI into its ticker signs letter of intent for 20 MW of pure hopium
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SEC CLEARS CRYPTO: 'It's All Just Magic Internet Beans'
Regulators finally admit 90% of tokens were never securities, just extremely expensive jokes
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