Here's a sober fact: Nvidia just licensed Groq's inference technology for seventeen billion dollars and built an entire AI system around it. Now watch the spreadsheet-brained cult leader explain how this is actually brilliant disruption. Translation: we spent enough cash to buy a small country because our own silicon can't infer for shit without borrowing the cool kid's homework. The same Jensen who spent years telling you everything not made by Nvidia was worthless is now proudly wearing Groq's skin like a fucking coat. Peak tech founder delusion.
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Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it
Jensen calls it 'strategic licensing' while quietly admitting his own chips can't keep up
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