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March Madness: Where Your Bracket Goes to Die and Your Boss Pretends Not to Notice — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

March Madness: Where Your Bracket Goes to Die and Your Boss Pretends Not to Notice

64 teams, 10 seconds of confidence, and a lifetime of bracket regret.

Duke's 7-Foot 'Big Man' Too Fragile for Round 1 — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

Duke's 7-Foot 'Big Man' Too Fragile for Round 1

Top overall seed suddenly looks one player shorter than advertised

Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

Prairie View A&M Advances... Barely

Historically Black university celebrates 67-55 squeaker over Lehigh before getting fed to a No. 1 seed

THUNDER CLINCH WHILE NOBODY NOTICED — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

THUNDER CLINCH WHILE NOBODY NOTICED

OKC wins 9 straight, gets top seed... March Madness still stole the spotlight like a stepdad at career day

March Madness 2026: Toddlers With Jump Shots — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

March Madness 2026: Toddlers With Jump Shots

These freshmen are younger than your mortgage and already better at ball than you’ll ever be at life

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