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Hollywood Ditches Pickleball for $20K Mahjong Tiles
Grandmother's favorite game now requires celebrity tables and the obligatory backlash about strategy disguised as fun.
Mubi Bankrolls Refn's Maniac Cop for Neon Slow-Mo
Full financing plus wide release promises the cop slasher gets stretched into three acts of traffic lights and regret.
Mubi Pays Up for 'Coward' After Cannes Ovation Scam
Another distributor bets big on standing applause while the actual movie stays safely unexamined.
MobLand's Hardy Exit: Kill, Recast, or Send Him Upstairs?
Paramount+ turns an actor's abrupt departure into another 'creative choice' while the show stalls midstream.
CAA Moebius Audit Clears Ten Graduating Storytellers
Agency greenlights safe student shorts for the annual showcase with zero unexpected findings
Clockwork's Rattlecreek Grab Exposes Warner Bros Hype Machine
Park Chan-Wook's buzzy Brigands package lands at the new label after years of Cannes circling.
Sebastian Stan's Cannes Anti-Trump Rant Audited
Cannes film promo turns into presidential lecture no one asked for
Disney's Face Scan Audit: Magic Kingdom Meets Surveillance State
A class action claims visitors are unknowingly feeding facial recognition tools at park entrances while no one reads the fine print.
Devil Wears Prada 2 Ego Meter Hits Runway Stratosphere
Emily Blunt's nail artist drops 'secrets' to perfection—inspired by Debbie Harry, because nothing screams high fashion like a 1980s punk icon's claws.
Amazon's Faith Drama: Refreshingly Raw or Peak Corporate Halo Polish?
Prime Video chases 'The Chosen' bucks with a family saga that's 'not like that'—because nothing says edgy like Christianity with product placement.
Absurdity Audit: Indo-Pak Singer Showdown in Toronto
Talwiinder's collab with controversial Pakistani artist Hasan Raheem sparks fan war hotter than a tandoor. Findings: Pure diplomatic disaster dressed as music.
Bird Crashes Deep-Sea Party in Homemade Sub
Feathered thrill-seeker dives in submersible, proves pigeons are overachievers
Director's Hot Tip: 'Suck In Your Gut, Star!'
Lili Reinhart exposes male filmmaker's between-takes belly command. Hollywood: Where 'action!' meets ab crunches.
Jane McDonald's 11th Album Cruises Straight to #1 – Sanity Check Needed
Eleventh time's the charm? How one cruise ship crooner just hijacked the charts while the music biz scratches its head.
Jane McDonald’s 11th Album Cruises to #1 – Physics Defied
How does a cruise ship lounge legend outsell everyone with album numero once-again?
Netflix Giveth and Netflix Taketh Away (Before You Finish Season 1)
They spent $200M building your favorite show and 48 hours deciding to kill it.
Josh D'Amaro 'Humbled' Into Disney Throne
New CEO sends corporate prayer card while inheriting the Mouse's flaming dumpster empire