Josh D'Amaro just sent the most predictable memo in Hollywood: he's 'humbled and honored' to write Disney's next chapter. This is the same company that turned Star Wars into a gender studies seminar, lost billions chasing streaming relevance, and still thinks another live-action Lilo & Stitch will fix everything. He's not humbled. He's the next suit in a parade of suits pretending the brand isn't circling the drain while they all cash nine-figure checks. Corporate oxygen thieves love that word 'humbled' right before they hike park prices again.
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Josh D'Amaro 'Humbled' Into Disney Throne
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