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Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year
$2.7 billion stadium. DC puts $1.1 billion of infrastructure. The lease is a dollar.
Farage Beat Count Binface Then the Probe Reopened
63 percent in Clacton. Hours later the £5 million gift inquiry was back on.
Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup
FIFA Forward Enterprise. Josh Kushner in the mix. Giuliani said the critics were jealous.
ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live
Bart Scott got the call walking into Bart & Carlin. Ryan Clark learned it in a commercial.
Dresser Quit OpenAI Eight Months Into the IPO
Two days after Lightcap. $852 billion on the last round. Ultrafast posted the same week.
Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims
The 2021 retreat is over. Prime members who object must cancel.
The Academy Built a Side Room Then Called It Inclusion
BTS would not enter. Mason Jr said the category might not represent the music.
Trump Media Sold Early Access to Official Posts
$60,000 to $100,000 a month. The Intercept sued August 12.
S&P Chiefs Averaged $22.8 Million Without Musk
Up 21 percent. Solomon $118.9 million. Mitra $821 million. 312 times the worker.
Apple Asked for 15 Percent of Web Purchases
The court said necessary costs. Apple said fifteen. Epic said zero.
Paramount Cleared 68 Countries and Called the States the Problem
Mexico signed. Twelve attorneys general did not. Ellison called that the last obstacle.
Netflix Shut Night School Six Weeks After Launch
Unhinged shipped June 30. The studio was gone by August 13.
Tesla Bought Out the Swedish Strike Instead of Signing
1,021 days. IF Metall called it off because Tesla paid every striker to leave.
Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets
Electric racing on Disney+ worldwide. US events still go to ESPN Select.
Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini
Hassabis became chair. Teams moved into corporate Google. Gemini still lagged.
DraftKings Poured Hundreds of Millions Into Predictions
NFL season is weeks away. They just reopened the customer-buy war.
The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd
Wembley had a concert. Arsenal and City go to Cardiff.
Apple Trained a China Model With Alibaba
Apple Intelligence finally gets a Beijing stamp. The model is not Cupertino's usual one.
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