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Lawrence Putted from a Bunker at Crans-sur-Sierre
The putter smacked the bunker lip on 5 before the wedge bailout.
Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea
Ripped gray sweatshirt on the CrossCountry Mortgage Campus podium.
Rose Threatened the Crowd on the Mic at the Gold Coast
The hometown boos got a meet-me-out-the-front from the promoter.
Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley
He put the Lambo in the wall and would not give the specimen.
York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill
No contest, time served, and a seal motion the judge denied.
Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International
A 54-hole leader boots a replaced divot and turns a par into a double.
Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs
Root asked for role models. Carse left the club in cuffs.
Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire
Three days after the pay cut, he put Parque São Jorge on his channel.
Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road
Off the arm at Carrow Road. He still said it wasn't him.
Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park
A high shot and a hip-drop fine, then the first week of finals gone.
Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands
A live ball went into the stands and two more runs followed.
Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open
Three match points gone, then the LED paid for it.
Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP
He posted the huge mistake, then asked for 28 days of privacy.
Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich
A thank-you note for the COO who said the World Cup shop was one man's project.
Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat
A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.
Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year
$2.7 billion stadium. DC puts $1.1 billion of infrastructure. The lease is a dollar.
Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup
FIFA Forward Enterprise. Josh Kushner in the mix. Giuliani said the critics were jealous.
ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live
Bart Scott got the call walking into Bart & Carlin. Ryan Clark learned it in a commercial.
Keep the beat
This read stays open. Keep the next one in reach.
Use the free dispatch for the next roast, then decide later whether you want the cleaner member lane.