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Lawrence Putted from a Bunker at Crans-sur-Sierre — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Lawrence Putted from a Bunker at Crans-sur-Sierre

The putter smacked the bunker lip on 5 before the wedge bailout.

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Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea

Ripped gray sweatshirt on the CrossCountry Mortgage Campus podium.

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Rose Threatened the Crowd on the Mic at the Gold Coast — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Rose Threatened the Crowd on the Mic at the Gold Coast

The hometown boos got a meet-me-out-the-front from the promoter.

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Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley

He put the Lambo in the wall and would not give the specimen.

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York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill

No contest, time served, and a seal motion the judge denied.

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Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International

A 54-hole leader boots a replaced divot and turns a par into a double.

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Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs

Root asked for role models. Carse left the club in cuffs.

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Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire

Three days after the pay cut, he put Parque São Jorge on his channel.

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Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road

Off the arm at Carrow Road. He still said it wasn't him.

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Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park

A high shot and a hip-drop fine, then the first week of finals gone.

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Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands

A live ball went into the stands and two more runs followed.

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Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open

Three match points gone, then the LED paid for it.

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Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP

He posted the huge mistake, then asked for 28 days of privacy.

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Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich

A thank-you note for the COO who said the World Cup shop was one man's project.

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Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat

A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.

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Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year

$2.7 billion stadium. DC puts $1.1 billion of infrastructure. The lease is a dollar.

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Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup

FIFA Forward Enterprise. Josh Kushner in the mix. Giuliani said the critics were jealous.

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ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station
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ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live

Bart Scott got the call walking into Bart & Carlin. Ryan Clark learned it in a commercial.

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