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Khalil Deportation Appeal Audit Reveals Predictable Failure
Federal court already torched the pro-Palestinian protester's case before the president’s crackdown escalates to the Supremes
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Trump's FIFA Intervention Turns One-Game Ban Into Europe Conflict
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Prominent campaign pulled, efforts stall, and calls plummeted while the office collects dust.
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President's FIFA Call Saves Balogun's One-Match Ban
The reversal gets spun as FIFA making the right decision instead of caving to pressure that could stain the World Cup.
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Khamenei's Funeral Spins Vengeance Into Regime PR Gold
Iranian crowds wave banners symbolising revenge while the procession turns a leader's war death into crowd-control theater.
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