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Khamenei's Funeral Spins Vengeance Into Regime PR Gold
Iranian crowds wave banners symbolising revenge while the procession turns a leader's war death into crowd-control theater.
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Khamenei's Heir Masters Supreme Level Absence
Officials handle the ayatollah's funeral while Mojtaba Khamenei perfects the art of strategic vanishing after US-Israel strikes.
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Audit Confirms: Trump Memecoin Sank $3.8B From Investors
Nearly a million buyers lit nearly four billion on fire while the president pocketed $636 million in real gains.
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China Spins Pastor Release as Trump Win After Religion Crackdown
Beijing detains then frees a pastor just in time to hand the president a headline while the crackdown keeps rolling.
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Sanders Hudson Audit: Next-Gen Airpower Still Just Noise
Colonial parade jets get the full Bloomberg treatment while underscoring nothing beyond basic flight capability.
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