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Absurdity Audit: Closed-Door Greenland Negotiations
U.S. demands major role while Greenlandic officials scramble to defuse the president's seizure threats with zero leverage.
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Khamenei's Delayed Funeral: Iran's Endurance Theater Bombs
Long-delayed ceremonies for the ayatollah killed at the outset expose a regime patching holes with pageantry.
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Supreme Court Upholds Female Sports Line, Campaign Calls Ruling Heartbreaking
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Independence confirmed for one agency while dozens of regulators now answer to the presidency.
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Qatar Mediators Host US-Iran Talks After Fresh Attacks
Officials pretend 'efforts' still matter while the intermediary country sells both sides coffee.
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