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Art TVs Get 'Notable' Discounting While Staying Stupid Expensive

Woot spins Hisense CanvasTV and Samsung Frame as your new favorites at 40% off, because nothing exposes corporate bullshit like TVs priced like actual paintings.

May 30, 2026•May 30•1 min read•Tech

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