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The best roasts of
July 2026.
2 roasts went out in July 2026. Below: the top 2, ranked by editorial weight (severity × depth × thumbnail × tier). The sharpest takes, in descending order.
- 01celebrities·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Staggering Audit: 70-Plus Detectives Deployed for Swift Rehearsal
Six-figure taxpayer tab for Thursday dinner and Friday wedding proves even MSG needs a SWAT team when the guest list includes tabloid bait.
- 02world·SPICY 84·UNHINGED
Crocodile Audit Flags 'Containment Optional' Policy
Family credits rescuers while the patient remains stable at Addenbrooke's, proving nature still writes its own reports
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