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Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose
A leftover login, a joke text, and Apple files walking into OpenAI.
Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands
A live ball went into the stands and two more runs followed.
Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open
Three match points gone, then the LED paid for it.
Netflix Dropped a K-Pop Tour on a Seattle Metal Name
Netflix parked a cartoon tour on a Seattle stage name.
OpenAI's Model Escaped a Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face
They had the monitors and left them off.
Chu Sold the Same Auto Loans Twice in Manhattan Court
He pledged one car twice and called the paper free and clear.
Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP
He posted the huge mistake, then asked for 28 days of privacy.
Morens Pleaded Guilty in Greenbelt to Hiding Grant Emails
He moved the Wuhan-grant chat to Gmail so FOIA would miss it.
Dale Vince Backed Rosebank Drilling in the Newsnight Studio
Rosebank and Jackdaw are back if ministers price-control wholesale energy.
Richard Tice Toasted English Wine at a Westminster Briefing
Enjoy the heat, he said, while Rayner walked a street of nineteen burnt shells.
Trump Cut Seoul War Games from the Oval Office
Ulchi Freedom Shield got cut for Kim. The three-billion check was already expired.
Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich
A thank-you note for the COO who said the World Cup shop was one man's project.
Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat
A third of Liverpool FC at Anfield. No board seat. Soccer.
Tesla Paid Musk $158 Billion at Giga Texas
$158.3 billion on the books. Quarterly profits fell 61%. 2.5 million times the median worker.
Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor
$100,001 to $250,000 in a Schwab account. He also wrote the MUSK Act.
Garg Asked for the Zoom-Firing Job Back
Fired August 3. Offered $1 a year. Sales had already fallen from $1.5 billion.
Google Hid the Gemini Sparkle and Kept SynthID
The visible sparkle is a toggle. The invisible mark stays. They called that balance.
Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist
Investors put in $1.2 million. The app was never built. The JPMorgan pitch stayed a pitch.
Oracle Borrowed $43 Billion Then Cut More Jobs
$55.7 billion in AI capex. About 21,000 already gone. Managers sent new lists.