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Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets

Electric racing on Disney+ worldwide. US events still go to ESPN Select.

The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd

Wembley had a concert. Arsenal and City go to Cardiff.

ESPN Hired Creators to Sell Its First Super Bowl — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

ESPN Hired Creators to Sell Its First Super Bowl

The first Super Bowl on ESPN. The plan is other people's followings.

Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans — Sports satirical illustration by Roast Station

Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans

The guy who already owns every childhood just bought the Lakers too.

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