Absurdity Audit Report #447 Entity under review: Microsoft launching its latest Copilot refresh. Finding 1: The product now claims twice the speed and a cleaner design. Auditors note this is the corporate equivalent of promising your spreadsheet loads before lunch while the formulas remain unchanged. Finding 2: Responses are described as more reliable and structured according to the same team that previously promised the same reliability. The main upgrade appears to be line breaks that make hallucinations easier to scan. Finding 3: No independent verification accompanied the announcement, only internal metrics measured in a lab designed by the people selling the product.
Final verdict: The redesign confirms that when an AI tool cannot get smarter, it will at least get better at looking busy while it fails.
