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Michael Barely Tops Oppenheimer as Highest-Grossing Biopic
A $977 million worldwide gross edges out the record-holder by two lousy million, because apparently dancing beats atomic dread now.
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Supergirl Hits Headwinds as Toy Story 5 Keeps Printing
The Alcock-led superhero feature opens soft while the sequel declines gently into another win.
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ElevenLabs AI Caine Odyssey Is Peak Corporate Laziness
They announced a 13-hour Michael Caine narrating version while real stars already exist for Christopher Nolan's film
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Hank Hill's Eternal Youth Scam Exposed at Annecy Screening
Mike Judge vows zero aging for the propane salesman while Hank rages at electric trucks like it's 1997.
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