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Competition Entry Explores Abuse by Hiding in Plain Sight
Sarmiento's interview at Karlovy Vary turns childhood silence into award-season packaging with zero friction.
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Emmys Book Non-Comedian Host Because Funny People Bailed
Mariska Hargitay lands the ceremony gig as the first drama performer in 18 years, proving comedy is now too expensive or too smart to touch awards shows.
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