Absurdity Audit Report: Strait of Hormuz Traffic
Finding 1: Despite Iran's declaration of closure, millions of barrels continued through the waterway over the weekend. This is like declaring your front door locked while the entire neighborhood walks through carrying barrels.
Finding 2: Tracking data showed multiple tankers completing their routes, turning the announced shutdown into a brief suggestion rather than policy.
Finding 3: Washington described normal operations while Tehran insisted on enforcement. The two sides produced perfectly opposing reports on the same stretch of water.
Devastating Verdict: When a chokepoint this critical ignores the claim of closure, the only thing actually shut is any remaining credibility in the announcement.
