Absurdity Audit Report #47 — Florida Division
Finding 1: The lawsuit treats a florida university incident as if chatgpt's suggestions carry the same weight as a loaded weapon. No receipts on direct causation, just the hope that blaming software will stick.
Finding 2: This is labeled first-of-its-kind, which really means regulators finally found a way to outsource responsibility for human violence onto a chatbot that can't hold a gun.
Finding 3: Evidence presented so far reads like a tech-support ticket escalated to the attorney general. Partial logs and vague prompts get dressed up as intent.
Verdict: The lawsuit fails its own logic test by the widest margin yet. Holding code accountable while ignoring the person who typed the query is the cleanest way to protect everyone except the actual decision-maker.
