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EU Plots Escape From American Tech, Forgets How Dependence Started
The union outlined a master plan for local semiconductors and cloud computing that somehow ignores two decades of happy outsourcing.
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Blue Origin Swears Its Propellant Farm Is Ready for Aggressive Return-to-Flight
The company calls its liquid hydrogen and oxygen tanks 'in good shape' while promising New Glenn flies this year.
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Blue Origin's Aggressive Timeline Comes With Fresh Tanks
The company insists its propellant, oxygen, and liquid hydrogen systems are ready, which is corporate for 'please ignore the rest of the rocket.'
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Alphabet to Raise $80B Selling Stock for AI Buildout
Google's parent just discovered that trillion-dollar valuations still need fresh capital when the future costs this much.
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Borderlands Creator Drags Pixel Watch From the Deep
Randy Pitchford's underwater 'find' exposes Google's next watch before the PR team can even spin it.
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